No, not like that.
Are you missing hockey since the NHL is locked out this year? Local artist John Simcoe has your relief! He created The Downward Spirals, a webcomic about a team of deking Didelphimorphs, and now the first 32 strips are available in a collected edition.
You don't have to love hockey in order to enjoy the comic, either. The jokes are more about being a luckless team than about the right way to tape up your stick. Each strip equals one week in the Spirals' season, so you get to meet a lot of the other teams in the league as well, all with their own cute little team names.
For the same price as the average 22-page issue of Justice League or Avengers, you can buy a thicker book from a local York artist. Get The Downward Spirals Vol. 1: Twisted Tails now!